Our digital team BBQ more than a month ago.

Later into the night, I got high on marshmallows alcohol and started doing the stupidest shit ever.

Like changing into swimwear did repeated jumps (in many different styles) into the 3 metre deep pool from the diving board.

I was totally aware of what I’m doing but I couldn’t care less la. But now that I think back, it was pretty embarrassing :\

Then early at 7am one random weekend morning, we went prawning!

I caught at least 15 prawns during the first hour, but the remaining two hours, my rate died down cos’ some stupid uncle came over to KPO and taught me how to prawn. Hello, I know you pro but don’t need okay. You so “li hai” go get your own rod and prawn all you want la. Reminds me of those smart alecs who used to coach me on Street Fighter in the arcades when I was little, and they always ended up taking over the console for themselves. Blardee freeloaders.

A part of our catch!

It became this under mum’s hands – tom yam prawns. Yum.

My office’s reception area. Everyone is saying how it looks like a funeral with all the white lanterns and “tombstone” looking structures.

I miss the old office so. I can always recall the awe when I first stepped into the pantry that overlooks Singapore’s skyline.

But at least I have one favourite hideout in the new office building – the rooftop.

Can totally chillax and have breakfast there.

Back to the open office concept where I can slack openly.

There’s this day when my Malay colleagues started to write Chinese characters with a calligraphy pen. We ended up doodling then someone suggested to draw 包青天 I dunno why, but we did.

This is our reference photo.

And these are what we came out with. The bottom left one looks more like 财神爷 ROFL.

Photobooth!

We’ve got both the muscle building program..

..and the boob enhancement + tummy slimming program. (He’s a guy btw.)

I miss my colleagues already.

But just so you know, I’m officially out of job and happily freelancing now! :D

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He likes fishing and he’s a phedofile (likes young girls), so we drew him a mermaid!

Hahahaha super ugly lor. But it’s the effort that counts okay!

*Sobs. Gone is the man whom holds our team so strongly together :( He’ll be missed.

And I can’t wait for our BBQ next week!

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Kayaking the first thing in the morning.

Haven’t done it for yearsssss and yes, it felt good. :D

After breakfast, Phoebe and me escaped to Pasar Oleh Oleh for massage. $28 for 1 hour, pretty good deal! The one in Club Med was 4 times the price.

Chiong back for lunch!

The food never fails to excite me even after three days omg.

Just look at that. You not tempted meh? Don’t bluff lor. It’s not just me I know I know.

Was looking high and low for this bracelet carving(?) thingy at Pasar Oleh Oleh, then in the end, they have it at the Ferry Terminal.

Bye Bintan~

Returned to Singapore on a Sunday and then on Monday it was the same faces again. It felt a lil’ weird because we saw the havoc sides of one another over the weekends, but once back to the office, everyone switched to their usual quiet serious mode lol. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the trip while it lasted la.

Then now that I’m starting to really like the people in Y&R, everyone’s leaving. I detest this feeling :(

Breakfast.

Beach.

Bar.

Brunch.

Lazed the first half of the day away doing nothing but eat eat eat, swim swim swim.

Lunch lunch lunch.

And chill chill chill.

Life totally spells S H I O K (and fattening).

Early evening came, and it was time for our “big thing” – THE Amazing Race.

The whole lot of excited us (about 15 pax I think) took the same lift, and it got stuck -_-

My first time, and it was really suffocating cos’ everyone kept talking and laughing and using up the air.

Trapped in the lift also can pose for photos. Advertising dudes, seriously.

Maybe the lift breakdown was a Amazing Race obstacle in disguise -.- (I secretly found it exciting actually.) Ok, anyways, one of the stations was Trapeze, and I ran up to volunteer because I wanted to play muahahaha!

Practicing on ground.

Then I had to repeat whatever I did high up there.

But I failed real bad. Wrong timing = no momentum = FAIL :( Was damn upset that I couldn’t do it, but we still clinched a perfect score. Prolly the station master was overwhelmed by my enthusiasm lol.

Stage clear!

Another sandcastle game. This time it was about building the prettiest one. Not bad for a 5 minute job luh.

Our team – Blackbeard!

There were a total of four stations and a few questions, and yay, we were in 1st place for the Amazing Race again :D

Y&R @ Bintan!

Then, it was back to our rooms to prepare for the themed night.

Guess what, my room key broke. Because my kuku project manager threw a beetle at me and I ran super fast and the card was in my pocket and I ate too much so my pants was too tight and it snapped into two T_T

After and before shaving :)

Theme was ‘Pirates’ and our team did it the unconventional way by printing our own T-shirts with ‘The Pirate Bay’ logo with a tagline which says ‘Peer to Beer Sharing’ (pun intended). Simple and fuss-free.

There were a lot of interestingly dressed up pirates that night. Effortful ok!

The teeth rox.

The forever full of kinky ideas copywriter. One of the sex bombs’ fuse leads to his *ahem. We also have the cute ah soh from 雾锁南洋 LOL.

Best dressed male on the left, and slippery nipple on the right.

Best dressed team! We lost to them in the overall compy because of the costumes. Ha but I give it up to them lah!

Gala dinner starts.

HOW THEY DO THE CREAM PUFFS IN SWAN SHAPE ONE? WIN!

LMAO.

It was partehhhhh night again!

Our ‘sex terrorist’ singing on the stage for us.

And boy, were we delighted!

Fun fun fun!

Alcohol, cigars, music, dance. Living up the advertising life yo!

Back from KL with too many photos that I’m excited to post but I shall clear my Bintan entries first la. (I seriously drrrrreeeeaaaaaad the editing.)

So… day one! Shall start with three narcissist pictures of myself ;p

Luggage bigger than me! But not mine!

With Mr. Nice PM at Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal.

And about an hour later..

It’s HELLOOOOO Club Med Bintan! Hello food buffets. Hello unlimited alcohol. Hello my first company trip!

Check-in!

Always love balconies. Perfect chillax / emo area.

Dumped our stuffs down and went for a late lunch by the beach!

I had like 4 rounds :\ Was too happy when I saw so much food.

Straight after the super heavy lunch, it was time for some sand kicking and ice breaking games.

Three legged race, sandcastle building competition and all that shit. It’s kinda funny to see your own colleagues (of all ages) playing those games together. Pretty fun cos’ our team won HAHAHAHAHA. (I think deep down in me I really enjoy winning.)

Then after using too much physical energy – tea time!

Gotta fill back the calories we burnt LOL WHO AM I KIDDING.

My awesome colleagues!

L4D3.

:)

And then after canapés and fruit punches – dinner time! Food overload, really.

Tomatoes – my all time favourite.

Huge ass salmon sashimi!

Fresh shave-it-yourself parmasan cheese. Amazing.

After dinner, it was DRINKING ALL THE WAY! We partied through the night till 4am. No photos because it was scandalous. LOL kidding. No photos because I never bring camera lah!

Yawnssss….. now 2.30am already…. Sleepy max.

Okok I’m ending this entry with SORA, my eye candy in Bintan! She’s one of the service crew there – super friendly, super cute, super hawt! *MELT x 999 TIMES.

I Iook super cui beside her can. Female ego crushing ya know. (She looks even better IRL though.)

Anyway, I managed to get a photo with her because I was high from drinking and my guts shot up. I just shouted “SORA!” out loud when she walked past from afar wtf she must have thought I was some freako lesbo. Mad embarrassed when she talked to me the next day :\

Ha so here’s a pretty Korean chick for you, and some rubbish self-claimed Vietnamese because of the T-shirt. Kimchi + rotten veggie wrap combo. Ahem, what irony, but only close friends will get the joke. Tee hee good night!

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Been recuperating at home for the past few days, and the moment I am out with my friends, I want to chiong every single food I see.

Look, the polo bun is smiling at me.

See food already look spastic. Haha I can never savour good food quietly. “Wah” and “mmm” and “shiok!” are three common noises coming out of my mouth constantly as I nom.

记得吃 > Ah Chew Desserts. Meiting is now a convert and had since stopped dragging me and Yuling to Ah Chew.

And damn, my robot is officially lame :(