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RGB CMYK Tattoos

(Photo source: Chris Glass.)

Only designers know.

He Buys You Flowers, You Buy Him Beer

Fair enough.

This beer bouquet is a brilliant idea for Valentine’s or any other occasions that you wanna surprise your guy with.

(And.. if you get him drunk, you might enjoy le sexy time too! Hahaha!)

Ammo Reloaded

Another batch of Binggrae banana milk! This time round, Loti ordered them for me, and you don’t know how appreciative I am :’) This milk is an viral addiction infected by Yun, but I very 不舍得 drink because it’s so expensive ($1+ per packet) and it’s so hard to find in Singapore.

Anyhows, people has been saying (since forever) that Loti and I look like each other. I kinda agree la, but not only do we look alike, we think similarly too!

This was how I fared in the 5 love languages, and Loti’s highest score was also ‘quality time,’ which means we both enjoy each other’s company the most! ♥

Couples should totally do it and compare results with one another. (There isn’t an option for boyfriends / girlfriends / gay partners / lesbian partners, so just choose husbands / wives.) Singles don’t despair. There’s a quiz for you too!

I then asked Loti to take another personality test – one which I took quite some time ago, and his results are IDENTICAL TO ME! IMPOSSIBRUUUUUU! He is also an ESFJ! How can he be an ESFJ! I mean, there are 72 questions and there are so many different combinations of types – like he may be a J E R K, S C U M, or even a D I C K, but why is he an E S F J!

There can only one be explanation. I’ve found my evil twin.

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Pokemon in Real Life

This is fcuking hilarious shit!

Man, the Game Boy days. People from my era will know what I mean.

My Cactus Flowers

Never knew that cactus can actually sprout flowers! Three some more. I’m amazed TTM.

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Inked, the Geeky Way

Finally plucked up enough courage and did something I’ve always wanted – a HTML tattoo that marks the end of head, and not all everyone will get this one ;>

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“UP” in Real Life

They made a real house fly! How cool is that!

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Alone this Valentine’s

But I’ve got a sweet sweet surprise to cheer me up 🙂

Such an exquisite piece of chocolate art! Haven’t seen anything like this before. Thanks Kel 😀

So pweeeetty I don’t know when to start with. Chocolate therapy! Works every time, heh.

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Ask the Second Mr. Han

Why do men always try to come up with cheesy pickup lines? Can you teach them a few better ones?

Our parents taught us many things, bless their kind hearts. One thing they never taught us though is how to attract the gorgeous lady in the red dress sitting down at the bar downing that Cosmopolitan.

So, most of us stumble through life trying all this dodgy pick-up lines we get from self-help books and movies. Stuff like “Is your father a baker? ‘Cos you have nice buns.” Sadly for us, these pick-up lines have been perpetuated ad nauseum in said books and movies because everyone’s reading the same damn thing.

Plus, we always thought that women appreciated humour in a guy since according to survey results, humour is the no. 1 attractive trait in a guy (which I think is a big fat lie, Moses Lim never got anyone).

So we try all these funny pick-up lines. The problem is that everyone is using the same lines. And it all falls flat on our face.

The best pick up line is to be original. Something that no one has ever used before.
“Besides looking so gorgeous, what do you do for a living?”
“Can you buy me a drink?”
“So I was wondering. Are we going to start talking or are going to continue flirting from a distance?”


Can men fake orgasms?

Unlike women, it’s pretty hard for a man to fake orgasm.

Man: Oh yeah baby I’m coming.
(Pause)
Woman: So where’s the cum?
Man: It retreated back into its shell.

Suffice to say, if there’s the white stuff, it’s the original stuff.


Why can’t men cuddle more?

During the era of the cavemen, sex was like a hit and run thing. We never knew when the lion would spring up and attack us. So after spreading our seed, we had to be on our guard and had no time for all this cuddling stuff. What if the monkeys decided to launch an attack on our cave? So, we had to be ever-ready.

And being ever-ready meant cuddling for the bare minimum amount of time.

I think I say for all men that it’s not that we don’t want to cuddle, it’s just that after the deed is done, there’s this period of introspection for us where we want to pat ourselves on the head and go, “That’s right. You’re the man.”

Plus our body is really sensitive after that. Really.


Why do men cheat?

Because we can. Sad, but true.

Plus there was some kind of scientific study that showed it’s not in our genes to remain monogamous. We had to bear as many children as we can because we didn’t know which child would survive till adulthood. Or something like that.

Men don’t set out to cheat though. When we really, truly love someone, the amazing depths that we would go for that person is astounding.

Also, the fact that another woman actually finds us attractive is quite a boost to our ego.

However, those serial cheaters in my opinion are just douchebags. Yet, what puzzles me is that women always encourages that behaviour. They perpetually go back to the same cycle and keep complaining about it to their friends when the guy cheats on her. A leopard never changes its spots. Stop going for bad boys. Go for guys who look like bad boys but are total sweethearts inside.


Is it possible for a man and a woman to have a purely platonic relationship?

Nay. A good friend once told me the only reason that a man and woman who are good friends but don’t fancy each other or are not together is because there is something about the other person they don’t like or fancy.

It could be because the man is obnoxious or the woman is smelly or the man is fat or the woman is ugly. It ranges from the emotional to the physical.

I find it downright impossible to be honest. There will definitely be sparks, even if it’s one-sided. It’s just whether they want to reveal it or not.


Which is better – Bush, a landing strip or all gone?

The only people who like bushes are… You know, I can’t think of anyone. I think even the Kung Bushmen prefer their women to maintain some sort of decency down there.

All gone is for men who are actually closet paedophiles. The real man prefers their women to have some hair down there, perhaps shaved to a small triangle or neatly trimmed so that it doesn’t poke into our noses and cheeks when we go down.

The more important thing is whether it smells. Yes, the smell. If it smells, we can smell it the moment the pants are off and it’s a real big turn off.


What are men REALLY thinking of all the time?

“Hmm I wonder whether anyone will notice if I let out a small fart.”


What is the question men hate most?

“Why do you love / like me?”

It’s hard for us to express what we feel into words. That’s why we grunt a lot or try to avoid the question. It doesn’t mean we don’t love or like you any less.

In fact, we love everything about you. Your laugh, the way you flick your hair back, the way your eye scrunches up when you’re reading the newspaper, the way you separate the eggs from the rest of the meal because you’re saving it for us.

We express our love in different ways. Breakfast in bed, holding the door for you, making sure you’re home safe. Just don’t ask us why.

Interesting read about men so I ripped it off from sixpegs.

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Life Hacks

Just few of the 35 Life Hacks You Should Know.

Quite a nice read. You should totally click that link!

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