Confidence level is now low ttm because I think I look 不男不女. When I walk with a girl, people think that we’re lesbians. When I hold hands with Lion, worse. People think that either we’re abnormal gays, or he something wrong, especially when I don’t bother dressing up.

SEE WHAT I MEANNNN. (And Lion looks as though he has boobs in this photo which drives even more confusion lol.)

HAIIII damn saddening lei. I swear this would be the last time I’m cutting my hair this short. But at the same time, this is also my last chance to have crazy fun with my hair. Sooo….

Here are some narcissistic moments. You are warned muahahahaa.

ASTRO BOY OKAY!

FAIL cat.

On a very random note, I just spent a bomb on Kiehl’s products ‘cos I heard it’s really really good. Please be gone hateful blemishes and dark eye rings! Plaza sing outlet is having a 50% discount on 2nd purchase and tmr is last day of the promo. HURRY!

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Too busy with my new job no time to update KTHXBYE.

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That was the exact description that Lion gave me when he first saw my new hair.

He said that I remind him of the ‘Wow Wow West’ auntie at Bukit Merah market. Can anyone whom has bought chicken chops from that famous western stall before make me sadder by reaffirming his description?

:( I just think I look very ah beng because the colour is pretty light in real life. I just pray for my hair to grow longer for now omg.

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My friends often say things like “I can eat a cow” when they’re insanely hungry.

Well, when hunger pangs set in, I can slaughter a cow if I want to.

But I guess I’ll opt for the easier way out. I’ll shoot a cow! (Pun intended.)

Slice some cheese..

Then, I’ll head down to the nearest supermarket and steal cans of Mister Potato Rice Crisps.

Just imagine what you can do with thick slabs of juicy beef patties, melty cheese slices, and an abundance of Mister Potato Rice Crisps.

I’ll make myself a ‘double double mega cheeseburger layered with rice crisps’ and munch them all up! Muahahahaha. Satisfaction much!

This, my friend, is the new chips. Made from a secret combo of rice and potatoes, it is a healthier and lighter choice with no added MSG, cholesterol, trans fat, nor artificial flavourings, and most importantly, it satisfies gastronomical tantrums! The sour cream & onion flavour is really tasty, and I hate to say this, but the rice crisps are so addictive! Gobbled up two cans within a day together with my family.

Now, there’s no need to act like a madman because there is Mister Potato Rice Crisps for you to munch on, anytime, anywhere.

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Waiting for the rest of my team to be done. Bored so I photo boothed. That’s like one of the only few reasons why I like Mac lol.

BOOOOO Not very friendly at such an hour!

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Bubble tea, cleo mag, and Sil’s company. Awesome.

Wasn’t the best tanning session though. The sun was so temperamental. Argh I need to find a blardee sunny day to bake myself brown again.

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New haircut muahaha!

I’m actually happy with the boyish look. You know since young, I’ve always wished that I was born a boy. I wanted to be a boy so badly that I tucked all my hair in a cap; I only wore T-shirt and pants; I even dreamt of myself peeing with a ‘kukubird’ and told my mum that I want to be ‘黄飞鸿’ when I grow up.

The desire of becoming a boy slowly died off when I started trying on skirts during secondary school. I thought by now, this desire would have died off completely, but no. It is innate.

I still want to be the ‘man’ among my girlfriends – help them carry bags hold the door and stuffs. Lol. But luckily, when I’m with my boyfie, I’ll leave the ‘man’ part to him. So I think I’m still pretty normal eh?

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