Posts Tagged ‘ Random

I WANT TO BE A MAN

Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come?

Confucius says: It’s very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it’s a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key.

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Rojak Entry #2

Soju Bang date with the Meiting, Yuling, and Debbie on Monday. My third time there, and I still hate the horrid aftermath – THE smell.

Jan and I getting bored while the guys were cooking five pathetic prawns after three hours of prawning. And if you wanna laugh, three rods :\ Totally W T F.

Oh the guys are my poly mates btw. And did I not mention that Jan is together with one of them, and how I just love having a girl (my best friend some more!) in future clique outings.

Dinner at Little Part 1 Café.

Love how the place is littered with all things vintagey.

Funny sign at their toilet. I think guys with ego problems will get distracted and misaim instead, cos’ they’ll go like “OEI! Where got short lor!” Hahaha I seriously don’t get guys and their defense against their stupid wiener sizes, like who gives a damn except from Samantha in Sex and the City. (Nice series btw!)

I think my lil’ lamb looks cute here LOL.

Love how these places don’t feel like Singapore.

Slivia’s belated birthday celebration at Tea Cosy.

Two fishballs buahahahaha!

One of the stills that’s created by this fcuking genius Facebook app called The Museum of Me by Intel. Go do yours and be awed.

Coffee session with Kel. Speaking to older guys always open up my perception in some ways, but I felt all the more jaded about life.

Ever since my failed relationship of four and a half years, not only did I lose someone, I lost a big part of myself too. I find myself much colder and less passionate towards a lot of things, especially human relations, and I have developed a CBF attitude. I’ve also see things a lot differently now, to a point that you can either say I’ve lost faith, or I’ve simply learnt to let go. I’m unsure if this change is good, but for now, I dig my life as long as my drive for design and career doesn’t die.

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The “Loveliest” State My Room Has Ever Gotten Into

:) People who know me should know that I’m a neat freak but JUST LOOK at that pig sty. I know it’s gross but I’ve got no time to bother about it! And I have so many backdated entries I don’t know where to begin with.

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Just Wanna Say…

Ever since I’ve started riding, I began to appreciate my loved ones even more. (Not that I don’t do previously, but MORE, you know.)

Each time I enter my house carpark, park my scooter, and take off my helmet, I’ll grin to myself because I know that I can go home and see my family in one piece (CHOY! But ya).

Anyway, I found a box that totally matches my bike colour!

I was so bent on spraying my scooter yellow the moment I bought it, but after seeking a few real life opinions, everyone thinks that I shouldn’t do it cos’ the current paint still looks damn new. Alright then, I shall wait till my birthday in 2012 to do it. Something to look forward to!

Now, exactly half of the year has gone past, and Imma do a quick check on my “resolutions” in 2011.

  1. Work towards a senior designer position, or in my fat hopes, junior art director. Screw this. I’m boss now LOL.
  2. Spend more times with my parents. Much improvement as compared to last year, and I see myself spending more time with them when I leave my job next week.
  3. Get an advanced diver cert. DONE.
  4. Get a little lamb LOL. (You’ll know what when I do.) It’s the thing you see above! Because scooter in Mandarin is known as 小绵羊 (little lamb), and ya, I know it sounds kinda act cute but IDC.
  5. Exercise at least 2 times a week. (Er, failed BIG time. Shall work on it for the next half year.)
  6. Hit target weight. (Same as above.)
  7. Travel alone, maybe? (Maybe? Perhaps? Don’t know? Humji.)
  8. Create more personal works. (Did some, but need moreeee!)
  9. Sign up for Yoga lessons. (No money yet lei.)
  10. Save more more more! (I already say no money liao.)
  11. Live for myself. YES! Enjoying every single bit :D


Yea, that’s about it! This was intended to be a short post initially but oh wells. I am so looking forward to Thurs and Fri night cos’ I’m meeting Mighty + Orangees! It’s been a while since I last hung out with my friends omg no life.

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Rojak Entry #1

Ok, this is like a random update that’s all over the place, but I can’t help it man. No time!

Dig this photo with my mum. Taken while I met her for an after work dinner / chillax some time back.

Dream car. I’ve got a thing for vintage / stupid looking vehicles.

My nickname on a dustbin.

AND HOW I LOVE MATCHA SO MUCH!

From Teadot.

Starbucks.

Tully’s Coffee. All three were damn good.

Ok, don’t say don’t have. Here’s a photo of a chick for you! ;)

My colleague made me pose this and commented, “Your brain is only in use when it comes to food.” LOL. Thanks ah, but in actual fact, it’s more of the other way round lei. Only when I’m eating, I don’t have to think. That’s why I enjoy eating so much – it’s my distress zone.

I reckon that there’ll be more of such in the near future, so I decided to make this ‘Rojak Entry’ into a series. Look forward to #2 and Monday blues!

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Have a Break and Quit Your Job

I’m kidding here. I didn’t actually had the balls to put that on my boss’ table (though it seems like fun).

But truth is, I’ve resigned. Been so ultra superbly busy lately that I’ve neglected my family, friends, and this virtual space of mine. So after much considerations, I decided to do it. Now I’m counting down to three more weeks, with anticipation and a heavy heart. I’ll miss my awesome colleagues :’(

After I break free from the full-time advertising cycle, I’m just gonna chill, freelance, catch up with sleep before jumping into anything else.

Disclaimer: I’m not encouraging anyone to anyhow quit your job okay!

TGIF! Have a great weekend ahead!

See how more people have their kind of break at Kit Kat®‘s Yer Big Break! Blog Challenge.

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Simi LJ!

What? Holidays are over? BOOOOOO.

Anyway, can you guess what’s that? HAHAHA.